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One Fork.
One Man.
One Wall.

A fork is angry at a wall. Only 999 will make it through.
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Chapter I

The Fork
awakens...

Trapped in a drawer. Surrounded by spoons.
The fork always knew it was different.
It had points. It had purpose.
And one day, it woke up angry.


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Chapter II

The Wall
stands tall.

Cold. Concrete. Unmoving.
The wall doesn't care about your feelings.
It doesn't care about your points.
It just stands there. Menacing.

Chapter III

A decision
is made.


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"I'm going through you."
said the fork, with zero plan.

The spoons watched in silence.
The knives pretended not to care.

Chapter IV

But the world...

is full of walls.

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Everywhere the fork looked,
another wall.
And another. And another.

The Final Chapter

Only 999

will make it through.

999 forks. 999 chances.
The wall doesn't negotiate.
Neither should you.


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